Looking for Social Media Analyst

HIRING A SOCIAL MEDIA ANALYST WITH ADDITIONAL SKILL-SET & EXPERTISE IN THE NFT (NON-FUNGIBLE TOKEN) MARKET

Job overview:

We are a fast-growing startup with a keen interest in breaking through the NFT market. We have a varied team of folks from all walks of life, each specializing in their own specific niches. All we need now is a dependable social media analyst with the skills and drive enough to help increase our online presence throughout various social media platforms.
What we’re looking for in you:

- Social media manager (considerable) or analyst (preferred) with at least three years of experience in the field.

- Must be able to provide a history or portfolio of successful social media campaigns conducted for companies / businesses / individuals in the past [any private details can be redacted. We are not interested in knowing who you have worked for prior; we just want to know if your methods work.]

- Must have above-average English proficiency / fluency and flawless grammar. If you can speak, read, or write other languages aside from English, all the better!

- Must be knowledgeable about the ins and outs of social media analysis and management (Facebook and Google analytics , SEO, increasing post views / visibility / interaction, etc.) throughout a multi-platform scope.

- Must be knowledgeable in, or have a passionate curiosity for the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) market as well as cryptocurrency.

- Must have a very eclectic sense of humour; a penchant for dark and digressive humour is preferred, but not a prerequisite [dark / dank / digressive / controversial-but-within-the-bounds-of-common-decency humour is an integral part of our company’s online presence and market, so please keep this in mind when you apply].

- Must have an above-average knowledge / passion for meme s, pop-culture (both East and West), and popular media / entertainment in general. [This again is likewise a cornerstone of our company, so if you’re a nerd or a geek that is majorly into comics, anime, Marvel, DC or what-have-you, come and join the Dark Side, Comrade!]

- Must be open-minded, socially and politically ‘woke’, but not SJW-level ‘woke’. [NOTE: In case you're wondering, we are pro-LGBTQIA rights (among a lot of others), and are open and vocal advocates for a good number of social advancements and advocacies. We are a safe space.]

- Must be adaptable and able to think on one’s feet [you can make hard calls. We’d appreciate it if you did.]

- Must have initiative, and won’t require intensive micromanagement [i. e. we’d love it if we can leave you to do your thing, and then you can come back to us when all is said and done and you’ve done the thing and have something great to show for it. We’re adulating here, but on a company-level.]

- Must be transparent about their work while under contract / employ.

What you might want to know about us:

- We’re a small startup based somewhere in the wildlands of the United States of America. We’d tell you exactly where, but the Illuminati are onto us and we’d rather not risk it.

- We are an egalitarian company comprised of a bunch of weirdos and at least three octogenarians from East and West. ‘Watchumean by egalitarian?’ Well, that is to say we don’t believe in hierarchical protocols. No body is the boss of anybody. Everybody helps everybody else. It isn’t ‘your’ job – it’s OUR duty, Comrade.

- This isn’t even our final form yet, nor is it technically our true form, but the Saiyans and Frieza aren’t the only entities who have several ‘power level’ transformations. If they can do it, so can we.

- We have adaptable working hours! If you’re tired of a nine-to-five grind, join us! We value mercenary-style ethics. Get the job done, get paid for it. When you clock in, when you clock out, how you do it, it don’t matter to us.

- We’re very hands-on when it comes to keeping everybody in the loop, and being on-track with tasks by informing all other Comrades of our own personal progress in our own time. We’re building a collective here, and we take this s*@# seriously.

- We are very open to career advancement. We would love to disclose further information regarding this part, but as per Article 6, Sub-section 9 of the ‘Fight Club’ Dossier, ‘the first rule of Fight Club is that you only talk about Fight Club if you’re in Fight Club.’

If you think you’re an excellent fit for our collective, and if anything about us stirs some deep and primal longing in you to be pseudo-Russian or share in Comradely camaraderie with like-minded crazies, then reject the lies of the Jedi and join us! We have cookies and maybe even a cow or two. :D

Interested applicants can reply with the introductory line: ‘GLORY TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!’

We will be waiting.